Girl, let me just start by saying, congratulations on your upcoming wedding! It’s a special time filled with love, excitement, and, well, a whole lot of expenses. Now, I’m here to give it to you straight – ya girl needs to cut some wedding costs, and I’m here to tell you exactly what is not worth the money. Buckle up, honey, because we’re about to get real.
Ways to save on a wedding
First off, let’s talk about the cake. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love me some good cake.
Here’s my advice, Rachel: cut back on the damn cake. Trust me, nobody will remember if you had a five-tiered masterpiece adorned with edible gold leaf or a simple and elegant two-tier cake. In fact, most people are so drunk by the time the cake is served that they won’t even remember what it looked like. So save yourself some dough and go for a more budget-friendly option from the baker. Just make sure it’s moist and tasty because we ain’t compromising on flavor, girl. Try a dessert bar instead- it can be up to half the price!
Tips for saving for a Wedding
Now, let’s move on to something else that’s not worth the moolah – extravagant floral arrangements. Seriously, why are we spending thousands of dollars on flowers that are going to wither away within a couple of days? I get it, they’re pretty and they add a touch of elegance to the overall aesthetic, but come on, we’re not running a flower shop here.
Instead of blowing your entire budget on floral arrangements, consider some alternative options. Opt for a few statement pieces or even incorporate some greenery and foliage to achieve the same effect. Remember, the most important thing is that you and your love are the focal point of the day, not the damn flowers.
Get married in off peek season
Girl, let me tell you something: getting married in the off-peak season is like discovering the holy grail of wedding planning. It’s like finding a hidden gem that all the basic betties haven’t even thought of yet. I mean, why would you want to follow the crowd and get hitched during peak-season when you can have the world at your fingertips during the off-peak months?
Now, let’s talk dollars and cents, honey. Booking a venue during peak season is like watching your bank account get obliterated by a bulldozer. But getting married in the off-peak season? It’s like snagging that designer handbag you’ve been eyeing at a crazy discount. Venues will be begging for your business, offering you discounts and all kinds of extras because they know they need to fill those empty slots. It’s basically a buyer’s market for weddings, and you, my dear, are the savvy shopper who knows how to raid those clearance racks for the best deals.
So, you’re probably wondering when this magical off-peak wedding season is, right? Picture this: instead of sweating buckets in a July heatwave or fighting for every florist in town during a typical June wedding frenzy, why not consider a cozy winter wedding? The snow-covered landscape, the irresistible charm, and the potential for a hot chocolate station that keeps your guests warm and toasty! I mean, who needs a sweaty dance floor when you can twirl around in a winter wonderland? December 1st-March 15th (ish-typically for the EAST Coast)
More best ways to save on a wedding
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room – the guest list. Your wedding is not the time to impress Uncle Bob’s neighbor’s cousin’s dog walker. Keep it intimate and invite only the people who truly matter to you. Trust me, this will not only save you money, but it will also create a more memorable and meaningful celebration.
Oh, and speaking of the dance floor, let’s talk about entertainment. While having a live band can definitely add a touch of class, it can also burn a hole in your pocket deeper than a Kardashian’s skincare routine. Consider opting for a rocking DJ instead. They can still keep the party going, and you won’t have to sacrifice your future mortgage payments for a few hours of music.
Cut Open Bar Costs
Now, let’s tackle the open bar situation. I know, I know, it seems like a non-negotiable. But girl, let me tell you a little secret – guests who don’t pay for drinks tend to drink like they’re stocking up for the apocalypse. Before you know it, your budget will go up in smoke faster than a celebrity’s reputation after a controversial tweet. Consider offering a signature cocktail or limited drink options instead. Try a cash bar or hit up Costco, and stock up and you will save hundreds.
Last but not least, wedding favors
Now, I applaud your thoughtfulness in wanting to give your guests a little something to remember the day by. But let me tell you, those personalized custom shot glasses or monogrammed keychains are going to end up in a junk drawer faster than you can say “wedding stress.” Instead, why not focus on creating an unforgettable experience for your loved ones? Splurge on awesome food, killer music, and a dance floor that won’t quit. Trust me, that’s something they’ll never forget.
So, my dear Rachel, as you embark on this incredible journey towards your wedding day, remember that the memories you create and the love you share are worth far more than any extravagant expense. Keep it real, keep it meaningful, and most importantly, keep it within budget. After all, a happy marriage is built on so much more than an extravagant wedding.
With love and penny-pinching wisdom,
Joy (aka your straight-talking wedding advisor)